Salt Lake City, UT -- New words to be used in official Utah State Documents announced today. The word "Fark" will now replace the word "fork" and the word "Harse" will replace the word "horse" in official state documents. It was proposed that "Crick" replace "creek" but was voted down in a tight stand-off during the last Utah session. However, the word "Crick" can replace the work "creek" if you live south of Payson, Utah or North of Logan, Utah without any fine or penalty. State Senator Jim Johnstone expressed his desire that Utah (and Southern Idaho) citizens would embrace this new law so other states would stop making fun of us.
Bill "Gunny" Gunnison, RMF Weekly
Bill "Gunny" Gunnison, RMF Weekly