Las Vegas, NV -- Scientists harness the fart. Recently a group of UNLV scientists harnessed enough human flatulence to power an '89 Ford Probe

A recent test family stated that "after 3 good meals we can go 150 miles in our Camry." The collection unit resembles a briefcase attached to a vacuum hose. Scientists hope to minimize the size of the collection unit to something as small as a wallet. Although test families say the car smells horrible, they report that the ride is smooth and the "pick up" is excellent. As a bonus the collection units can inflate a flat tire.

Scientists hope that a collection unit will be attached to every bum in America buy 2018, Experts agree that Mexican food provides the best fuel and are encouraging restaurants to gear up and provide my Mexican meal options.

Horrace Pinkerton, Science Reporter


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